[Satire] Australia agrees to accept US beef if US agrees to accept Australian beef Wellington

The Australian government has lifted its biosecurity restrictions against US beef, on the condition that the US agree to accept Australian Beef Wellington into the country.

To sell the Trump administration on the deal, Australia has sent Erin Patterson to the US as chief trade negotiator, in the hopes she secures a killer bargain.

“I know people have their concerns, but I promise there is nothing wrong with this meal. It is 100% safe to eat US beef,” Patterson said. [...]

Related: ABC News: Australia lifts biosecurity import restrictions on US beef