PieFed[Satire] Labor polling so dire they resort to announcing actually decent policies
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MHLoppyThe Labor Party has reached a crisis point as polling ahead of the upcoming election suggests they may lose, meaning they have been forced to pull out their last resort: policies that are actually pretty decent.
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It's going to be tough choosing between the party that fucked up everything and the party that refuses to fix it.
Well, we have preferential voting, so you can vote for whoever you actually want and put both of those further down the ballot.
Well you don't have to actually do them as long as you don't pinky swear