[Satire] Dutton denies being untrustworthy, “I have plenty of trusts”

Future Former-Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has responded to recent polls that show many see him as ‘untrustworthy’, by saying that he actually has plenty of ‘trusts’.

This comes as 4Corners revealed that Dutton didn’t disclose his stake in a family trust worth tens of millions of dollars while serving as a cabinet minister, in the sort of factual reporting that gets a news company dubbed ‘hate media’ by Dutton.

“People say trust is earned,” said Dutton, “and my family has earned a lot of money, so I’m clearly worthy of my trusts.”

Context: ABC News: Peter Dutton failed to disclose he was the beneficiary of a family trust, Four Corners reveals